Everybody Knows
Words and Music by Jeffrey Skinner
Copyright 2022 - Vollmond Music
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Vs 1
Everybody knows that Daddy is a fool
Drinks whiskey from the bottle
Out beside the pool
See him in the sunrise
Passed out on the lawn
Guess the word is out
And everybody knows
Vs 2
Everybody knows
That Mama's lost her mind
She'd always been a lady
So cool and so refined
Then she bought an alligator
Takes it everywhere she goes
Guess it's fair to say
That everybody knows
Everybody knows that Daddy is a fool. Everybody. And everybody has to deal with the pain of living with their own dysfunctional family. These people just figured out how to get paid for it. Well done I say!
BR
My sister's in the army
She's gone to fight the war
My brother weighs 300 pounds
And wears a girly bra
My Grandpa is a bigot
My cousin peddles crack
My best friend joined the moonies
Why is everyone so whack?
Vs 3
Yes and everybody knows
My family is insane
I've done my best to keep it
From going down the drain
Man I wish that we was normal
But that don't make it so
So I guess I'd better face it
Cause everybody knows
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Vs 4
Well for sure the cat's out of the bag this time
And I'm just wasting my time
Trying to keep it under wraps
Cause everybody
Everybody knows
It's all around the block
And everybody knows
Vs 5
And you say I'm the sane one here?
Me?
Think of that!
Ah man, what a family
Good God!